"Inauguration Survival Guide"

Something rubs me the wrong way about how the Washington Post's inauguration guide (i.e.: where to go, how to get to the ceremonies in the quickest way, etc.) is called:

The Inauguration Survival Guide

Are there threats people should know about? Oy.

I hate to say it, but if Obama goes his entire presidency without an assassination attempt, it could be a miracle. And I don't mean a miracle in the sense of "oh wow, I was able to get the lid off the pickle jar!" I mean it in the sense of "dude, if this happens, the head of the secret service could be up for saint-hood. Ya know, assuming he's Catholic."